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Naturally, you're not monogamous - but you can choose to be

An affair.

David Barash argues that being monogamous is not natural but choice can play a big part.

Monogamy is under siege. But not from uncloseted polyamorists, adolescent ''hook-up'' advocates, radical feminists, godless communists or some vast homosexual conspiracy. The culprit is our own biology.

Researchers in animal behaviour have long known that monogamy is uncommon in the natural world, but only with the advent of DNA ''fingerprinting'' have we come to appreciate how truly rare it is. Genetic testing has recently shown that even among many bird species - long touted as the epitome of monogamous fidelity - it is not uncommon for 6 per cent to 60 per cent to be fathered by someone other than the mother's social partner. We now know scientifically that social monogamy does not necessarily imply sexual monogamy.

In Heartburn, the lead character complains about her husband's philandering and gets this response: ''You want monogamy? Marry a swan!'' But that wouldn't do the trick. Scientists have found that even swans play around.

Findings of this sort may mitigate a bit of the outrage visited on the current and future crop of adulterers. For others, it simply shows that men are clueless, irresponsible oafs. The scientific reality, however, is more nuanced, and more interesting, especially for those looking to their own matrimonial future.

First, there can be no serious debate about whether monogamy is natural for human beings. It isn't. A Martian zoologist visiting planet Earth would have no doubt: Homo sapiens carry all the evolutionary stigmata of a mildly polygamous mammal with both sexes having a penchant for occasional ''extra-pair copulations''.

But natural isn't necessarily good. Think about earthquakes, tsunamis, gangrene or pneumonia. Nor is unnatural bad, or beyond human potential. Consider writing a poem, learning a second language or mastering a musical instrument. Learning to play the violin isn't natural; it takes years of dedication and hard work. A case can be made, in fact, that people are at their most human when they do things that contradict their biology. ''Doing what comes naturally'' is easy. It's what non-human animals do. Perhaps only humans can will themselves to do things that go against their ''nature''.

Aspirants to genuine monogamy must swim upstream against the current of evolutionarily bequeathed inclinations, but there are considerable biological forces supporting such efforts. Some animals are monogamous. California mice (Peromyscus californicus), for example, pair up and remain paired, forsaking all others, largely because of the payoff derived from having two parents to care for offspring. Beavers establish lasting pair-bonds that enable them to co-operate in building a valuable, complex home site. The Malagasy giant jumping rat has evidently made the jump to monogamy because of the predator-fighting benefits thereby provided. And among pygmy marmosets, monogamy gives males unconscious confidence of their paternity, which in turn supports their inclination to be unusually paternal.

And human beings? Our species benefits greatly from bi-parental care. We can profit from shared, reciprocated effort, especially when we're confident both partners will be around for the long term.

People can rescue monogamy from monotony, imagine the future and viscerally dislike dishonesty. The effect of biology on monogamy becomes complex indeed. Not to mention the adaptive significance of that thing called love.

To be sure, monogamy isn't easy; nor is it for everyone. But those who claim they're not cut out for monogamy miss the point: No one is.

No one's biology precludes monogamy either.

As Jean-Paul Sartre famously advised (albeit in a different context): ''You are free; choose.''

David Barash is psychology professor at the University of Washington. His latest book - written with Judith Eve Lipton - is Strange Bedfellows: The Surprising Connection Between Sex, Evolution and Monogamy.

Los Angeles Times

 

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Installing Flash Player on Google Chrome without Admin Rights

The New Google Chrome browser.

The New Google Chrome browser.

Everyone hates the administrator. FACT. They block the best sites, and stop you from installing loads of ace stuff on your boring old work computer.

So when I installed the brand new Google Chrome on my work PC (for some reason I can, although loads of other executable files are disallowed) I, a humble internet user, went straight to Youtube to test out loading times etc.

However, Flash needs to be upgraded, and I get a nasty little message telling me I need the latest player.

When I download the file in the link, I get a similarly nasty warning from my PC that I am not allowed to install ‘executables’ like flash player. So no Youtube, no A.viary applications, or anything remotely flash related (seemingly 84% of all online content…)

Here’s how you get round that. Cue evil laugh.

1. Download this xpi file.

2. Then rename it to .zip. It’s a special archive file of only the plug-in bit of the flash player app from adobe that interacts with your browser.

3. Extract it with Winzip to a place you’ll remember. (I did it to My docs but it can go anywhere.)

4. Grab the flashplayer.xpt and NPSWF32.dll files. Copy them (Right click, copy)

5. Head to C/Documents and settings/”YOUR USER NAME”/Local Settings/Application Data/Google/Chrome/Application/Plugins/ and copy your files in there.

6. Close and restart Chrome

7. Go to Youtube and try it out.

8. I also put the files in this location to cover my bases but I think its unnecessary:

C/Documents and settings/”YOUR USER NAME”/Local Settings/Application Data/Google/Chrome/Application/”File with a load of numbers instead of a title”/Resources/

You’re welcome Internet. After all you’ve done for me.

PS: LOL you got rickrolled.

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VVD boos om 'propaganda' polygamie in schoolblad - Trouw

VVD boos om 'propaganda' polygamie in schoolblad

(Novum) - De VVD is woedend omdat het schoolblad Samsam 'propaganda' maakt voor polygamie. In een themanummer over Marokko wordt een 12-jarig kind met twee moeders aan het woord gelaten. Ze zegt onder meer dat het haar wel fijn lijkt als haar man later twee vrouwen heeft. Dan kunnen ze de was namelijk verdelen.

"Een typisch voorbeeld van onze meebuigcultuur", vindt VVD-Kamerlid Paul de Krom. "Als je het blad zo leest, lijkt polygamie wel de normaalste zaak van de wereld."

De Krom wil bladen niet verbieden om over polygamie te schrijven. "Maar als je jonge kinderen over dit onderwerp voorlicht moet je er ook bij schrijven waarom we het in Nederland anders aanpakken en waarom we het hier geen goed idee vinden."

De uitgave van het blad, dat op veel basisscholen wordt verspreid, helpt de integratie volgens de VVD'er niet. "Het onderwijs moet er goed op letten dat we hier met een probleem te maken hebben waar je niet al te lichtzinnig over kunt doen."

De VVD gaat minister van Onderwijs Ronald Plasterk (PvdA) om opheldering te vragen. "Ik verwacht op z'n minst een gesprek tussen het ministerie en de redactie van Samsam."

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The History of the Internet in a Nutshell

The History of the Internet in a Nutshell

November 15th, 2009 by Cameron Chapman | 147 Comments | Stumble It! Delicious

If you’re reading this article, it’s likely that you spend a fair amount of time online. However, considering how much of an influence the Internet has in our daily lives, how many of us actually know the story of how it got its start?

Here’s a brief history of the Internet, including important dates, people, projects, sites, and other information that should give you at least a partial picture of what this thing we call the Internet really is, and where it came from.

The History of the Internet in a Nutshell

While the complete history of the Internet could easily fill a few books, this article should familiarize you with key milestones and events related to the growth and evolution of the Internet between 1969 to 2009.

1969: Arpanet

Arpanet

Arpanet was the first real network to run on packet switching technology (new at the time). On the October 29, 1969, computers at Stanford and UCLA connected for the first time. In effect, they were the first hosts on what would one day become the Internet.

The first message sent across the network was supposed to be "Login", but reportedly, the link between the two colleges crashed on the letter "g".

1969: Unix

Unix

Another major milestone during the 60’s was the inception of Unix: the operating system whose design heavily influenced that of Linux and FreeBSD (the operating systems most popular in today’s web servers/web hosting services).

1970: Arpanet network

An Arpanet network was established between Harvard, MIT, and BBN (the company that created the "interface message processor" computers used to connect to the network) in 1970.

1971: Email

Email

Email was first developed in 1971 by Ray Tomlinson, who also made the decision to use the "@" symbol to separate the user name from the computer name (which later on became the domain name).

1971: Project Gutenberg and eBooks

Project Gutenberg and eBooks

One of the most impressive developments of 1971 was the start of Project Gutenberg. Project Gutenberg, for those unfamiliar with the site, is a global effort to make books and documents in the public domain available electronically–for free–in a variety of eBook and electronic formats.

It began when Michael Hart gained access to a large block of computing time and came to the realization that the future of computers wasn’t in computing itself, but in the storage, retrieval and searching of information that, at the time, was only contained in libraries. He manually typed (no OCR at the time) the "Declaration of Independence" and launched Project Gutenberg to make information contained in books widely available in electronic form. In effect, this was the birth of the eBook.

1972: CYCLADES

France began its own Arpanet-like project in 1972, called CYCLADES. While Cyclades was eventually shut down, it did pioneer a key idea: the host computer should be responsible for data transmission rather than the network itself.

1973: The first trans-Atlantic connection and the popularity of emailing

Arpanet made its first trans-Atlantic connection in 1973, with the University College of London. During the same year, email accounted for 75% of all Arpanet network activity.

1974: The beginning of TCP/IP

The beginning of TCP/IP

1974 was a breakthrough year. A proposal was published to link Arpa-like networks together into a so-called "inter-network", which would have no central control and would work around a transmission control protocol (which eventually became TCP/IP).

1975: The email client

With the popularity of emailing, the first modern email program was developed by John Vittal, a programmer at the University of Southern California in 1975. The biggest technological advance this program (called MSG) made was the addition of "Reply" and "Forward" functionality.

1977: The PC modem

The PC modem

1977 was a big year for the development of the Internet as we know it today. It’s the year the first PC modem, developed by Dennis Hayes and Dale Heatherington, was introduced and initially sold to computer hobbyists.

1978: The Bulletin Board System (BBS)

The first bulletin board system (BBS) was developed during a blizzard in Chicago in 1978.

1978: Spam is born

1978 is also the year that brought the first unsolicited commercial email message (later known as spam), sent out to 600 California Arpanet users by Gary Thuerk.

1979: MUD – The earliest form of multiplayer games

MUD - The earliest form of multiplayer games

The precursor to World of Warcraft and Second Life was developed in 1979, and was called MUD (short for MultiUser Dungeon). MUDs were entirely text-based virtual worlds, combining elements of role-playing games, interactive, fiction, and online chat.

1979: Usenet

1979 also ushered into the scene: Usenet, created by two graduate students. Usenet was an internet-based discussion system, allowing people from around the globe to converse about the same topics by posting public messages categorized by newsgroups.

1980: ENQUIRE software

The European Organization for Nuclear Research (better known as CERN) launched ENQUIRE (written by Tim Berners-Lee), a hypertext program that allowed scientists at the particle physics lab to keep track of people, software, and projects using hypertext (hyperlinks).

1982: The first emoticon

The first emoticon

While many people credit Kevin MacKenzie with the invention of the emoticon in 1979, it was Scott Fahlman in 1982 who proposed using :-) after a joke, rather than the original -) proposed by MacKenzie. The modern emoticon was born.

1983: Arpanet computers switch over to TCP/IP

January 1, 1983 was the deadline for Arpanet computers to switch over to the TCP/IP protocols developed by Vinton Cerf. A few hundred computers were affected by the switch. The name server was also developed in ‘83.

1984: Domain Name System (DNS)

Domain Name System (DNS)

The domain name system was created in 1984 along with the first Domain Name Servers (DNS). The domain name system was important in that it made addresses on the Internet more human-friendly compared to its numerical IP address counterparts. DNS servers allowed Internet users to type in an easy-to-remember domain name and then converted it to the IP address automatically.

1985: Virtual communities

1985 brought the development of The WELL (short for Whole Earth ‘Lectronic Link), one of the oldest virtual communities still in operation. It was developed by Stewart Brand and Larry Brilliant in February of ‘85. It started out as a community of the readers and writers of the Whole Earth Review and was an open but "remarkably literate and uninhibited intellectual gathering". Wired Magazine once called The Well "The most influential online community in the world."

1986: Protocol wars

The so-called Protocol wars began in 1986. European countries at that time were pursuing the Open Systems Interconnection (OSI), while the United States was using the Internet/Arpanet protocol, which eventually won out.

1987: The Internet grows

By 1987, there were nearly 30,000 hosts on the Internet. The original Arpanet protocol had been limited to 1,000 hosts, but the adoption of the TCP/IP standard made larger numbers of hosts possible.

1988: IRC – Internet Relay Chat

IRC - Internet Relay Chat

Also in 1988, Internet Relay Chat (IRC) was first deployed, paving the way for real-time chat and the instant messaging programs we use today.

1988: First major malicious internet-based attack

One of the first major Internet worms was released in 1988. Referred to as "The Morris Worm", it was written by Robert Tappan Morris and caused major interruptions across large parts of the Internet.

1989: AOL is launched

AOL is launched

When Apple pulled out of the AppleLink program in 1989, the project was renamed and America Online was born. AOL, still in existence today, later on made the Internet popular amongst the average internet users.

1989: The proposal for the World Wide Web

The Proposal for the World Wide Web

1989 also brought about the proposal for the World Wide Web, written by Tim Berners-Lee. It was originally published in the March issue of MacWorld, and then redistributed in May 1990. It was written to persuade CERN that a global hypertext system was in CERN’s best interest. It was originally called "Mesh"; the term "World Wide Web" was coined while Berners-Lee was writing the code in 1990.

1990: First commercial dial-up ISP

1990 also brought about the first commercial dial-up Internet provider, The World. The same year, Arpanet ceased to exist.

1990: World Wide Web protocols finished

The code for the World Wide Web was written by Tim Berners-Lee, based on his proposal from the year before, along with the standards for HTML, HTTP, and URLs.

1991: First web page created

First web page created

1991 brought some major innovations to the world of the Internet. The first web page was created and, much like the first email explained what email was, its purpose was to explain what the World Wide Web was.

1991: First content-based search protocol

Also in the same year, the first search protocol that examined file contents instead of just file names was launched, called Gopher.

1991: MP3 becomes a standard

Also, the MP3 file format was accepted as a standard in 1991. MP3 files, being highly compressed, later become a popular file format to share songs and entire albums via the internet.

1991: The first webcam

The first webcam

One of the more interesting developments of this era, though, was the first webcam. It was deployed at a Cambridge University computer lab, and its sole purpose was to monitor a particular coffee maker so that lab users could avoid wasted trips to an empty coffee pot.

1993: Mosaic – first graphical web browser for the general public

Mosaic - first graphical web browser for the general public

The first widely downloaded Internet browser, Mosaic, was released in 1993. While Mosaic wasn’t the first web browser, it is considered the first browser to make the Internet easily accessible to non-techies.

1993: Governments join in on the fun

In 1993, both the White House and the United Nations came online, marking the beginning of the .gov and .org domain names.

1994: Netscape Navigator

Netscape Navigator

Mosaic’s first big competitor, Netscape Navigator, was released the year following (1994).

1995: Commercialization of the internet

1995 is often considered the first year the web became commercialized. While there were commercial enterprises online prior to ‘95, there were a few key developments that happened that year. First, SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) encryption was developed by Netscape, making it safer to conduct financial transactions (like credit card payments) online.

In addition, two major online businesses got their start the same year. The first sale on "Echo Bay" was made that year. Echo Bay later became eBay. Amazon.com also started in 1995, though it didn’t turn a profit for six years, until 2001.

1995: Geocities, the Vatican goes online, and JavaScript

Other major developments that year included the launch of Geocities (which officially closed down on October 26, 2009).

The Vatican also went online for the first time.

Java and JavaScript (originally called LiveScript by its creator, Brendan Eich, and deployed as part of the Netscape Navigator browser – see comments for explanation) was first introduced to the public in 1995. ActiveX was launched by Microsoft the following year.

1996: First web-based (webmail) service

First web-based (webmail) service

In 1996, HoTMaiL (the capitalized letters are an homage to HTML), the first webmail service, was launched.

1997: The term "weblog" is coined

While the first blogs had been around for a few years in one form or another, 1997 was the first year the term "weblog" was used.

1998: First new story to be broken online instead of traditional media

In 1998, the first major news story to be broken online was the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky scandal (also referred to as "Monicagate" among other nicknames), which was posted on The Drudge Report after Newsweek killed the story.

1998: Google!

Google!

Google went live in 1998, revolutionizing the way in which people find information online.

1998: Internet-based file-sharing gets its roots

Internet-based file-sharing starts to become popular

In 1998 as well, Napster launched, opening up the gates to mainstream file-sharing of audio files over the internet.

1999: SETI@home project

1999 is the year when one of the more interesting projects ever brought online: the SETI@home project, launched. The project has created the equivalent of a giant supercomputer by harnessing the computing power of more than 3 million computers worldwide, using their processors whenever the screensaver comes on, indicating that the computer is idle. The program analyzes radio telescope data to look for signs of extraterrestrial intelligence.

2000: The bubble bursts

2000 was the year of the dotcom collapse, resulting in huge losses for legions of investors. Hundreds of companies closed, some of which had never turned a profit for their investors. The NASDAQ, which listed a large number of tech companies affected by the bubble, peaked at over 5,000, then lost 10% of its value in a single day, and finally hit bottom in October of 2002.

2001: Wikipedia is launched

Wikipedia is launched

With the dotcom collapse still going strong, Wikipedia launched in 2001, one of the websites that paved the way for collective web content generation/social media.

2003: VoIP goes mainstream

In 2003: Skype is released to the public, giving a user-friendly interface to Voice over IP calling.

2003: MySpace becomes the most popular social network

Also in 2003, MySpace opens up its doors. It later grew to be the most popular social network at one time (thought it has since been overtaken by Facebook).

2003: CAN-SPAM Act puts a lid on unsolicited emails

Another major advance in 2003 was the signing of the Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing Act of 2003, better known as the CAN-SPAM Act.

2004: Web 2.0

Though coined in 1999 by Darcy DiNucci, the term "Web 2.0", referring to websites and Rich Internet Applications (RIA) that are highly interactive and user-driven became popular around 2004. During the first Web 2.0 conference, John Batelle and Tim O’Reilly described the concept of "the Web as a Platform": software applications built to take advantage of internet connectivity, moving away from the desktop (which has downsides such as operating system dependency and lack of interoperability).

2004: Social Media and Digg

The term "social media", believed to be first used by Chris Sharpley, was coined in the same year that "Web 2.0" became a mainstream concept. Social media–sites and web applications that allow its users to create and share content and to connect with one another–started around this period.

Social Media and Digg

Digg, a social news site, launched on November of 2004, paving the way for sites such as Reddit, Mixx, and Yahoo! Buzz. Digg revolutionized traditional means of generating and finding web content, democratically promoting news and web links that are reviewed and voted on by a community.

2004: "The" Facebook open to college students

Facebook launched in 2004, though at the time it was only open to college students and was called "The Facebook"; later on, "The" was dropped from the name, though the URL http://www.thefacebook.com still works.

2005: YouTube – streaming video for the masses

YouTube launched in 2005, bringing free online video hosting and sharing to the masses.

2006: Twitter gets twittering

Twitter launched in 2006. It was originally going to be called twittr (inspired by Flickr); the first Twitter message was "just setting up my twttr".

2007: Major move to place TV shows online

Major move to place TV shows online

Hulu was first launched in 2007, a joint venture between ABC, NBC, and Fox to make popular TV shows available to watch online.

2007: The iPhone and the Mobile Web

The Mobile Web

The biggest innovation of 2007 was almost certainly the iPhone, which was almost wholly responsible for renewed interest in mobile web applications and design.

2008: "Internet Election"

The first "Internet election" took place in 2008 with the U.S. Presidential election. It was the first year that national candidates took full advantage of all the Internet had to offer. Hillary Clinton jumped on board early with YouTube campaign videos. Virtually every candidate had a Facebook page or a Twitter feed, or both.

Ron Paul

Ron Paul set a new fundraising record by raising $4.3 million in a single day through online donations, and then beat his own record only weeks later by raising $4.4 million in a single day.

The 2008 elections placed the Internet squarely at the forefront of politics and campaigning, a trend that is unlikely to change any time in the near future.

2009: ICANN policy changes

2009 brought about one of the biggest changes to come to the Internet in a long time when the U.S. relaxed its control over ICANN, the official naming body of the Internet (they’re the organization in charge of registering domain names).

The Future?

Where is the future of the Internet headed? Share your opinions in the comments section.

Sources and Further Reading

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About the Author

Cameron Chapman is a professional web and graphic designer with over 6 years of experience in the industry. She’s also written for numerous blogs such as Smashing Magazine and Mashable. You can find her personal web presence at Cameron Chapman On Writing. If you’d like to connect with her, check her out on Twitter.

147 Comments

Matt

November 15th, 2009

Wow. That’s an impressive timeline. It’s neat to see where this thing started and what it’s come to. What does the future hold? :p

Oystein

November 15th, 2009

“Arpanet made its first trans-Atlantic connection in 1973, with the University College of London.”

This cant be right..
First Norway got connected tre 20 min befour london..

Arren

November 15th, 2009

Only now I know where The Internet comes from. Great resource compilation.

Oystein

November 15th, 2009

To be more presice NORSTAR (Norwegian Seismic Array) At Kjeller in Norway. UCL was then connected through Kjeller.

Joe Scanlon

November 15th, 2009

Cool post – So we have Scott Fahlman to blame for all the :-) then!

Design Informer

November 15th, 2009

Awesome article! I’m really liking these recent articles from six revisions. Very well researched!

Al Gore

November 15th, 2009

Wait a minute – I thought I created the internet!

Al

Martin Leblanc

November 15th, 2009

Great blog post. Thanks for doing such fine research :-)

Dawn Baird

November 15th, 2009

Fascinating read, even if I can’t understand all the terminology!

Mediumjones

November 15th, 2009

Wow, seriously quality article. Bravo!

Austin

November 15th, 2009

Awesome post! I bet that it’s surprising to a lot of people that HTTP wasn’t the beginnings of the Internet. When you hear the term ‘Internet’, most people think of the WWW and browsing HyperText Documents.

Sampad Swain

November 15th, 2009

Great resource. Bookmarked the article for my future use.

Thanks
@Sampad

Baylink

November 15th, 2009

Well, I was around for most of it, and that’s about the nicest precis I’ve seen so far. I don’t get as many reads as @Alyssa_Milano, but we’ve both tweeted it. :-)

Dylan Parry

November 15th, 2009

Nice article. Found quite a few things that I didn’t know about the Internet from reading it. One small thing though – JavaScript wasn’t created by Sun Microsystems… a marketing deal between Sun and Netscape is the reason why it’s called JavaScript, but it was created and released initially by Netscape.

In exchange for Netscape being allowed to package and release Sun’s Java runtime as part of Netscape Navigator, Netscape agreed to call their new scripting language JavaScript. It was originally called Mocha, then renamed LiveScript, then finally JavaScript.

So Sun was involved somewhat, in fact they owned (still own?) the trademark on the name JavaScript, but they didn’t really have anything to do with its creation.

Mats Ahlqvist

November 15th, 2009

Where is the future of the Internet headed ?

First , is there a difference between the Internet and the Web ? If we look back to the origin we see that cooperation between universitys was the intention and driving force . That is the spirit of Internet . The spirit of the Web is more common commercialization and interests .

It is natural that progress will be made both on the Internet and on the Web . Bigger , faster and more complex tech for advanced software . It is the HW tech that sets the boundries for what can be done . But already there is very much that can be done with time and money .

Also travelling to Mars will make an impact on Internet/WWWeb . Communication will be further advanced and more sophisticated .

The commercial forces will want to enroll more and more people into WWWeconomy and that might be a good thing . Whats the difference between working on the WWWeb and the labormarket – should there be a difference ? No need to worry if the difference is a good difference . But yes , can government allow WWW to control the making of daily bread ?

So much to know . So much to remember . So many fascilities and tools and machines and programs and levels and dimensions and matrix´s and codes and versions and upgrades it isn´t at all strange people wonder in awe .

But I believe in the systemstructure to keep the train on the track and if I am wrong we can make it right .

Brent

November 15th, 2009

Nice article!

Although, there were search engines before Google. Yahoo! (’94) and AltaVista (’95) were probably the two largest.

kcidau

November 15th, 2009

Great article! One slight error I’ve noticed though: JavaScript wasn’t developed by Sun, but by Netscape.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JavaScript#History_and_naming

Louis-Pierre Dahito

November 15th, 2009

Amazing article! Thx for sharing. I’ve been looking for something like this for quite a while.

Tim

November 15th, 2009

Correction: JavaScript was actually created by Netscape and Mozilla in 1995 and had no relation to Java by Sun Microsystems except that they wanted to make it look like Java so it would be easy to work with.

vldr

November 15th, 2009

Gopher was not a search engine

Zach Echlin

November 15th, 2009

A small typo. Sun didn’t develop JavaScript–Netscape did.

KntL

November 15th, 2009

cameron, what did you do? this post is f**kin’ amazing… thx for this hard work…

Brian Dear

November 15th, 2009

You’re flat wrong about “1979: MUD – The earliest form of multiplayer games”. Incredibly, extremely, embarrassingly wrong. Do your homework.

Khoa

November 15th, 2009

Thanks for the great article.

Apparently Google is the biggest breakthrough because it’s the only one what has an exclamation mark “!” on its section heading. It feels like the author is shouting out “Google! Here you come!” :-P

Andy Berkvam

November 15th, 2009

Gopher is not a search engine any more than the world wide web is a search engine. Veronica and Jughead were search engines for the Gopher protocol however they both only indexed the names of menu items, not the actual file contents.

Nathan Nahm

November 15th, 2009

Thank you for writing an excellent summary of the complicated history of the Internet and for publishing it in a publicly accessible site. Like Tim Bernes-Lee, who wrote and dedicated the protocol for WWW to the public domain, you are one of the heroes who make the technological innovations work for everyone, rather than enrich a few business proprietors, who somehow acquire the legal rights to the innovations made other creative people and then use the technology exclusively for their personal profits.

Andre

November 15th, 2009

I guess it’s no surprise to anyone now that we are moving into a world where just about everything electronic will be capable of connecting to the internet.

A beautiful world!

Carmen

November 15th, 2009

Huh, wasn’t it Al Gore who invented the Internet? :D

Mark

November 15th, 2009

Cameron. Great post! Very interesting. I didn’t know Napoleon Dynamite invented the modem.

Geekoid

November 15th, 2009

An excellent and well written article, Cameron. Thoroughly enjoyed it, and it brought back some memories from the early days! Thank you for sharing your research and insight.

Raelifin

November 15th, 2009

Future of the web? If Google is to believed, cloud computing will take over as the primary means of computing, shifting us back to the mainframe/terminal mode of using computers. This means that internet connected devices don’t need much besides huge pipes, so netbooks and smartphones will continue to kill off the tower-based PC.

Cloud computing also creates a huge demand for standards and interfaces that will allow web-apps to easily communicate and share info. This should lead to the end of the typically anonymous web, as user profiles will sync, creating persistent identity.

In short, take current trends and project outward. As more of the world comes online expect to see exponential growth. That’s my take on things.

Mark Alves

November 15th, 2009

Who new that Napoleon Dynamite invented the modem?! Seriously, thanks for putting together an interesting post with great graphics.

AndrewNoNumbers

November 15th, 2009

That’s quite a huge nutshell. I don’t have time to read it at the moment, but I really look forward to it.

conancat

November 15th, 2009

i love this article! thank you for putting the history of internet in such accessible manner, it is a pretty interesting read, knowing when our most popular websites started :D

Jeremy

November 15th, 2009

JavaScript was not developed by Sun. It was developed by Netscape.

Kevin

November 15th, 2009

I noticed you had SETI@home starting in 1999. Pretty sure I was using it much earlier than that. I worked for AOL shortly after its beginning, and I remember our IT dept banning it because of the network resources it was consuming.

Good article though :) Another thing is you left out CServ & DowJones network, which were pretty big around the days of BBS’s.

jaychivo

November 15th, 2009

wahoo, great info of internet,very impressive.

Sandhya

November 15th, 2009

awsome article…realy enjoyed readin it :)

The Classic Carol

November 15th, 2009

Awesome compilation of data. What a great history lesson. I wonder how many people online now were born after the internet was invented. Woot, 1969!

corwin

November 15th, 2009

This was a great comprehensive timeline. I remember most of it, but still learned a lot. Thanks!

Pedants R. Us

November 15th, 2009

Just one minor correction: Javascript was developed by Netscape, not Sun. Java and Javascript aren’t related apart from the similarity of their names.

gxs

November 16th, 2009

I like how this whole article conveniently leaved Windows out. It’s so blatant that it ruins an otherwise good read.

John Heatherington

November 16th, 2009

FYI, you spelled my cousin’s name incorrectly. Under year 1977, it’s Dale “Heatherington”. Here’s his website for reference. No worries. =)

http://www.wa4dsy.net/robot/home/about

Ejaz

November 16th, 2009

Great, concise and very informative article. You must have worked very hard to prepare it. Thanks

huza

November 16th, 2009

now thats a good read! Great job! :D

Naresh

November 16th, 2009

Superb article. Thanks a lot!

hectore

November 16th, 2009

No Yahoo? you’ve got to be kidding!!! back in 95 the place to go to find stuff on the web was the obscure page at Stanford that would later become yahoo. This definately has to be on the list!

Frank

November 16th, 2009

Great story. The internet is so young and already this many milestones. Maybe a nice addon http://www.slideshare.net/Yes2web/a-short-history-of-internet in this presentation you can also see the immense growth of the internet: and the rising of the mobile web.

Troy

November 16th, 2009

An ass-suckingly awful history that doesn’t mention Leonard Kleinrock or Vinton Cerf. Back to the drawing board.

Narno

November 16th, 2009

Very interesting article, easy to read and with a lot of references. Thx Cameron! :-)

Wilhelm Fitzpatrick

November 16th, 2009

Just for the record:

* Java was launched by Sun Microsystems.
* JavaScript was originally called LiveScript and was created at Netscape, and included in a version of the Netscape Browser. Shortly after its original introduction, some misguided marketeer renamed LiveScript to JavaScript even though the language had no relation to, and is in fact quite different from, Java.

Randy

November 16th, 2009

Javascript came from Netscape and Internet explorer used Mosaic sourcecode.

Callum Chapman

November 16th, 2009

Great post Cameron! From the year of my birth to the current day, we’ve managed to transform the first purely text-based website into works of art viewed by billions of people every day that we can view on huge glossy monitors and tiny iPhone screens in our pockets – because of this I’m really not too sure what could happen next! I think maybe Flickr should have made it into your timeline, though ;)

Webecta

November 16th, 2009

Although the Internet has been around for 40+ years, most people have only really used it as it is today for 10-20 years. Thanks for the great look at how the Internet was created!

PaulS

November 16th, 2009

Great article, but what about FTP! FTP existed before TCP/IP:

The first FTP standard was RFC 114, published in April 1971, before TCP and IP even existed.

(from http://www.tcpipguide.com/free/t_FTPOverviewHistoryandStandards.htm)

It’s one of the oldest protocols around(created the same year as email), and is still very widely used. A must for any proper history of the internet, if you as me ;-)

You might also considering adding the RFC process and then the appropriate RFC’s to the standards.

Jacob Gube

November 16th, 2009

Thank you all for your time in commenting and making this article better and more accurate.

@Dylan Parry and to the other people that noted the JavaScript error (@Tim, @Zach Echlin, @Jeremy, @Pedants R. Us, Randy, @Wilhelm Fitzpatrick with a nice bullet-point explanation): I apologize for that, I should have caught that easily being a JavaScript nut myself, but somehow I missed it. I’ve corrected it and linked to @Dylan Parry’s comment.

@Mats Ahlqvist: I can’t tell if you’re being funny or serious.

@Brent: I see what you’re saying, and yes, there should’ve been some sort of mention regarding search engines like Altavista, Yahoo!, Hotbot, heck even MSN search, which did help us find stuff on the internet.

@Raelifin: Alright, so I’m not the only geek thinking about establishing standards because of this shift to the cloud. “Interoperability” within web apps, which sort of realizes itself now as public API’s, is the word I’m looking for. Now we just need a singular/standardized API specifications. Your comment just inspired me with like 5 article topics right there. :)

@Mark Alves: I couldn’t help but laugh after having to scroll up and see what you mean.

markwill

November 16th, 2009

hi all,
ok where are the world famous first homecomputers like: atari, c64 or sinclair? or the first OS eg windows groups 3.11. ?greets markwill

aguy

November 16th, 2009

Huh. I don’t mean to make a political condemnation here but why would you put up a picture of Ron Paul when Obama was clearly the one who really made it clear that the internet is an effective campaign tool? Sure, Ron Paul made a massive amount of money on one day, but Obama made literally hundreds of millions throughout the campaign and also recruited thousands of contributors in many different states. Sure, the internet had Ron Paul fever for quite some time but Obama fever was FAR mode ubiquitous and widespread and even spread to other countries, far more so than Ron Paul did.

KL

November 16th, 2009

Why does the AOL picture have pico/pine running under Motif instead of the AOL or Q-Link client?

Mark

November 16th, 2009

No mention of the fact that ARPANET came from a military cold-war era project (DARPANET) to develop a communications network that could survive a nuclear war. This is why the ‘net’ approach was chosen. In the first diagram on the page the Pentagon is even one of the nodes…

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Pollution in China

[QQ] October 14, 2009, the 30th annual awards ceremony of the W. Eugene Smith Memorial Fund took place at the Asia Society in New York City. Lu Guang (卢广) from People’s Republic of China won the $30,000 W. Eugene Smith Grant in Humanistic Photography for his documentary project “Pollution in China.”

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Lu Guang (卢广), freelancer photographer, started as an amateur photographer in 1980. He was a factory worker, later started his own photo studio and advertising agency. August of 1993 he returned to post-graduate studies at the Central Arts and Design Academy in Beijing (now is the Academy of Arts and Design, Tsinghua University). During graduate school, he studied, traveled all over the country and carved out a career, became the “dark horse” of the photographer circle in Beijing. Skilled at social documentary photography, his insightful, creative and artistic work often focused on “social phenomena and people living at the bottom of society”, attracted the attentions of the national photography circle and the media. Many of his award winning works focused on social issues like, “gold rush in the west”, “drug girl”, “small coal pit”, “HIV village”, “the Grand Canal”, “development of the Qinghai-Tibet Railway” and so on.

1. “At the junction of Ningxia province and Inner Mongolia province, I saw a tall chimney puffing out golden smoke covering the blue sky, large tracts of the grassland have become industrial waste dumps; unbearable foul smell made people want to cough; Surging industrial sewage flowed into the Yellow River…”

- Lu Guang

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2. Chemical waste from Jiangsu Taixing Chemical Industrial District (江苏泰兴化工园区) dumped on top of the Yangtze River bank. May 15, 2009

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3. Fan Jai Zhuang in Anyang City, Henan province, (河南安阳市范家庄) there is only one wall separating this village from the steelmaking furnaces. The villagers live in this heavily polluted environment where the village is under the iron rain every day. March 24, 2008

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4. Industrial sewage of Zhejiang Xiaoshan Industrial District (浙江萧山化工园区) eventually flowed into Qiantang River. April 24, 2009

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5. Henan Anyang iron and steel plant’s (河南安阳钢铁厂) sewage flowed into Anyang River. March 25, 2008

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6. Guiyu, Guangdong province, (广东省贵屿镇) rivers and reservoirs have been contaminated, the villager is washing in a seriously polluted pond. November 25, 2005

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7. Shizuishan Industrial district in Ningxia province (宁夏石嘴山湖滨工业园区), the tall chimneys spitted out smoke and dust. Residents took preventive measure for the falling dust from the sky when going outside. April 22, 2006

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8. In the Yellow Sea coastline, countless sewage pipes buried in the beach and even extending into the deep sea. April 28, 2008

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9. In Ma’anshan, Anhui province (安徽马鞍山), along the Yangtze River there are many small-scaled Iron selection factories and plastic processing plants. Large amounts of sewage discharged into the Yangtze River June 18, 2009

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10. In Inner Mongolia there were 2 “black dragons” from the Lasengmiao Power Plant (内蒙古拉僧庙发电厂) covering the nearby villages. July 26, 2005

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11. Jiangsu province Changshu City Fluorine Chemical industry land sewage treatment plant (江苏省常熟市氟化学工业园污水处理厂) was responsible for collection and processing of the industrial sewage. However they did not, the sewage pipe was extended 1500 meters under the Yangtze River and releasing the sewage there. 2009 June 11

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12. Soil by Yangtze River, was polluted by Anhui Province Ma’anshan Chemical Industrial District (安徽省马鞍山化工园区). June 26, 2009

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13. Large amount of the industrial wastewater flowed to Yellow River from Inner Mongolia Lasengmiao Industrial District (内蒙古拉僧庙工业园区) every day. July 26, 2005

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14. A Large amount of the chemical wastewater discharged into Yangtze River from Zhenjiang Titanium mill (镇江市钛粉厂) every day. Less than 1,000 meters away downstream is where the water department of Danyang City gets its water from. June 10, 2009

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15. In Haimen city, Jiangsu province Chemical Industrial District sewage treatment Plant (江苏省海门市化工园区污水处理厂) discharged wastewater into Yangtze River. June 5, 2009

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16. Hebei Province Shexian Tianjin Iron and steel plant (河北省涉县天津钢铁厂) is a heavily polluting company. Company scale is still growing, seriously affecting the lives of local residents. March 18, 2008

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17. Longmen town in Hanchen city, Shaanxi Province (陕西省韩城市龙门镇) has large-scaled industrial development. Environment is very seriously polluted there. April 8, 2008

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18. There are over 100 chemical plants in Jiangsu province coastal industry district. (江苏滨海头罾沿海化工园区) Some of them discharge wastewater into the ocean; some heavily contaminated sewage is stored in 5 “Sewage Temporary Pools”. During the 2 high tides in every month, the sewage then gets discharged into the ocean with the tides. June 20, 2008

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19. Jiangxi Province Hu Ko County Chemical Industry district (江西省胡口县化工园区) is by the Yangtze River. Chemical factory landfill the Yangtze River bank to expand the scale of the factory without authorization.

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20. Anhui Province Cihu Chemical Industry District (安徽省慈湖化工园区) built a underground pipe to discharge wastewater into the Yangtze River. The wastewater sometimes is black, gray, dark red, or yellow, wastewater from different chemical factories has different colors. June 18, 2009

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21. Shanxi Province is the most polluted areas of China. It is also the province with the highest rate of birth defects. This loving farmer couple adopted 17 disabled children. April 15, 2009

“In Some areas of China people’s lives were threatened because of the environmental pollution. Residents suffering from all kinds of obscured diseases, the cancer villages, increase of deformed babies, these were the results of sacrificing environment and blindly seeking economical gain.”

- Lu Guang

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22. Elder shepherd by the Yellow River cannot stand the smell. April 23, 2006

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23. 15-year-old boy from Tianshui, Gansu Province (甘肃天水), dropped out of the school after 2nd grade, followed his parents to Heilonggui (黑龙贵) Industrial District. He earns 16 yuan a day. April 8, 2005

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24. Inner Mongolia province Heilonggui (黑龙贵) Industrial District, the couple who worked at the Plaster Kiln and just got home. March 22, 2007

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25. Villagers from Kang village in Linfen City, Shanxi Province (山西省临汾市下康村) due to long-term consumption of the polluted water contaminated by industrial waste, there were 50 people who have cancer and cerebral thrombosis. 64-year-old Wang Baosheng got ill since 2003, he has fester all over his body so he cannot go to bed and lying face down on the edge of the bed each day. July 10, 2005

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26. Breathing in large amount of dust into the lungs, people gets sick after working there for 1-2 years. Most of these migrant workers come from area of poverty. April 10, 2005

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27. Zhangqiao village by the Hong River in Wugang City, Henan Province (河南省舞钢市洪河边的张桥村), a 45-year-old woman Sun Xiaojun (孙晓军) could not move her feet and hands since 4 years ago. The numerous hospital treatments were not effective. April 7, 2009

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28. Zhaozhuang village by the Hong River in Wugang City, Henan province (河南省舞钢市洪河边的赵庄村), 66-year-old Zhao Bingkun suffering from esophageal cancer since 2004, after the second surgery, treatment cost already have reached over 200,000 yuan. His condition is in late stage, he is having fever everyday, waiting for death. April 7, 2009

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29. Zhaozhuang village by the Hong River in Wugang City, Henan province (洪河边的河南省西平县张于庄村), Gao Wanshun’s (高万顺) wife died of cancer. Now he lives in poverty. April 3, 2009

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30. Linfen City in Shanxi province (山西临汾市) is seriously polluted area. Farmers after working in the cotton fields for 2 hours are filled with coal ashes. September 24 2007

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31. Salt factory worker in Lianyungang, Jiangsu province (江苏连云港) said angrily, “when the wind blowing towards our side, the foul smell from the chemical factories is unbearable. There is even more poison gas at night.” July 19, 2008

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32. People form Fanjiazhuang (范家庄) are ready to submit a complain filled with their fingerprints, to seek compensation for pollution damages. March 19, 2008

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33. In Shanxi Province there are a lot of charitable nursing homes, to help disabled infants abandoned by their parents. April 14, 2009

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34. Liujiawan village by the Hong River in Wugang City, Henan province (河南省舞钢市洪河边的刘家湾村), 13 year old Yang Xiao in November 2008 was ill with obscure disease.  She was saved by the donation of the villagers. When the grandmother saw the old village chief came to visit his granddaughter, she kneeled on the ground holding granddaughter’s hand. April 19, 2009

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35. The oldest is 9, not going to school. The youngest is less than 2 years old. They lived in severely polluted area. They hands and faces were always dirty. April 10, 2005

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36. Mazhuang village by the Hong River in Wugang City, Henan province, (河南省舞钢市洪河边的马庄村) 58-year-old Ma Haipeng (马海朋) was suffering from stomach cancer since 2006 and could not work in the field. He must take medicine every day, otherwise it is too painful. April 6, 2009

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37. Every year, a lot of deficiency babies in Shanxi Province were abandoned. Kong Zhenlan (孔贞兰) in Qi town (祁县) who was making a living by recycling trash adopted 25 abandoned children. April 14, 2009

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38. Xuanwei (宣威) in Yunnan province is a cancer village. Every year there are more than 20 people die of cancer. 11-year-old student Xu Li (徐丽) is suffering from bone cancer. May 8, 2007

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39. In Shexian Village, Hebei Province, (河北省涉县固新村) the existing cancer patients are more than 50 people and more than 20 cancer patients die each year. March 18, 2008

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40.  Zhangyuzhuan village by the Hong River in Xiping county, Henan province, (河南省西平县洪河边的张于庄村) 22-year-old Zhu Xiaoyan (朱小燕) had a tumor in her stomach in 2007. She died after number of hospital treatments on July 2008. 4-year-old girl with her grandfather came to mother’s tomb. April 2009 2

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original source: Fengniao

Followup: Interview with Lu Guang, the photographer of “Pollution in China”

 

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Isn’t one enough?

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I love it when people say, “You already have a boyfriend, leave some for the rest of us,” implying that by having multiple partners, poly people are selfishly stealing all the available people in the world.  Um, hello. . . we share.  That’s kind of the point.  It’s not like once we date or sleep with someone, they are locked in, and are suddenly unable to see the allure of other people.   

Plus, we can’t steal anyone.  It’s not like we’re so amazing, as soon as we set our sights on someone no one else stands a chance.  We’re just not that special.  If anything, being poly ruins our chances with people more than it wins us points.  Our relationship is too complicated, and a lot of people get scared off easily by situations they don’t understand.

This is similar to the accusation that polyamory is all about wanting to “have your cake and eat it too,” hence the name of my blog.  I don’t understand why we should be told to sit at the table with a delicious piece of cake in front of us and be forbidden to take a bite.   Whose dinner party is this, and why are they so restrictive? 

They use words like overindulgent and selfish.  How is loving someone a selfish act?  How is it overindulgent to recognize that fulfillment comes in many different forms?  In many ways, the world is starved for romance, passion and uninhibited lust, and these things should not be withheld and doled out sparingly like field rations .  These are unlimited resources.  They can be recreated over and over again, with nothing but the hint of a spark and a connection.

That is what I mean by “love is limitless.”  So are passion, desire, lust, honesty, self-awareness and all the other pursuits polyamorous people ”indulge” in. 

Polyamory is a bad word in America, and I can’t figure out why.  Most of us just want to live in peace with the other consenting adults who are important to us, without being judged as selfish, sex-driven hedonists with no respect for monogamy or the sanctity of marriage.  Yes, we have our cake, we eat it, and sometimes go back for seconds.  But we won’t eat your cake unless you offer it.

Also go read the comments, some are rather interesting :-)

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Map of the future

What challenges are we going to face in the next 10 years? And what kind of ideas are going to help us in overcoming them?
Even though predicting the future is not a game, a game is exactly what the Institute for the Future used to answer these dilemmas: 8 October 2008, Jane McGonigal, reasearcher at IFTF launched Superstruct (Su` per`struct ‘vt 1.To build over or upon another structure; to erect upon a foundation) , a massively multiplayer online role playing game (MMORPG) that outlined the world of the future, thanks to the ideas and the collaboration of hundreds of users.

After six weeks the game came to its conclusion: Hundreds of ideas, superstructures for our future, guidelines to redefine the world of today and to improve and prepare it for the challenges of the next decade: From big new infrastructure projects to nanotechnology, from overcoming economies of scale to projects of “vertical farming”.

The final report of this first stage of the game was used for the design of our map: The editor in chief of Wired Italia, Riccardo Luna, asked us to visualize the complex net of ideas and assumptions that game’s users produced.

The goal of the project is to engage a broad public in considering the dilemmas we face in our current, everyday lives and think together about resolutions that go beyond the familiar ways of dealing with problems”

Jane Mc Gonigal, Superstruct game designer

The research for alternative solutions – hence going beyond the more familiar approaches – also requires an alternative visualization.

A map for the future

We began analyzing the keywords provided by IFTF, at the base of which there are 7 key ideas: they are the guiding strategies for the creation of each new “superstructure”, and like satellites they revolve around our future world. They are:

Amplified optimism
Scale extreme
Adaptive emotion
Simulation as game
Evolvability
Collaboration environment
Reverse shortage

Under these, the verbal level, connecting words and concepts that make up the network of superstructures, divided into 5 macrocategories – policy, infrastructure, environment, economy and society- which in turn can operate in three areas:

Networks and individuals
Tools and knowledge
Practices and projects

The map is designed to overlap a semantic level (the network of keywords and groups of ideas) to the allegorical plan of the illustration. Each concept presented in the first level has been reconstructed through an illustration in the second one: the result is a collage drawing influences from the imaginary of the fifties. In this way mapping the future becomes an illustrated game where retro-futuristic imagery references are linked with words and concepts that foresee our future.

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From left to right are presented the macro-categories formed by the supersturctures, from the most abstract, like policy and infrastructure, to those which concern more closely in the everyday lives, like economy and society. Amid the environment as a meeting point between abstract and current, with new ideas about global geoengineering and translocalism.

Even for the composition of the collage we want to keep the same sense of reading to level the narration of the world to come: indeed on the left the illustration starts with the abstraction of the map, then move gradually through info-graphics and illustration until reaching collage and photo on the right.

The map, thanks to the layer of allegorical illustrations, not only wants to disseminate the ideas generated during the project ‘Superstruct’ but also provide a starting point, a common imaginary, to start discussion and analysis on the world to come.

In this spirit, the meeting in Rome “A map for the next ten years,” within the cycle of meetings CapitaleDigitale organized by Wired, founding Rome Europe and Telecom Italy, has fully exploited the possibilities of this tool engaging in an interesting discussion on future developments of technology.

Involved in this project:
Creative Direction, Donato Ricci; Concept development, Gaia Scagnetti; Visualizer, Mario Porpora; Artist, Michele Graffieti; Designer, Luca Masud.

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High res version ‘We will be here’
High res sketch ‘We will be here’

Please view the high resolution map.

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A Very Modern Muse

You have no idea what a muse is. That’s alright. I won’t hold it against you – unless I really like your work…

Think about the last con you attended – perhaps the giant, flashy clusterfuck that is San Diego Comic Con.  Maybe something smaller like Baycon or Gallifrey One. It doesn’t matter where you went; if you went there in the last few years, you were in the presence of a muse. And if you were lucky enough to catch a glimpse of this exquisite creature, you definitely haven’t forgotten her. Because that’s exactly what a muse is – unforgettable.

What she ISN’T is a groupie. She’s not at the con to fuck a hot dude in leather pants – which is good because they’re rather thin on the ground.  She’s not there because she’s lonely and needs the attention of the rich and famous to feel ok about herself – those girls are busy snorting cocaine in dingy Hollywood bathrooms. She’s not looking for her big break – if she was willing to put up with the trappings of fame she’d already be famous. She is most definitely not queued up waiting to get into the Twilight panel. She’s not that creepy girl trying to get anyone who’s anyone to take a picture with her dirty Pinkachu doll. She’s not squeezed into a Wonder Woman costume that didn’t even fit her ten pounds ago. The muse is sitting at a nearby hotel bar, surrounded by the best and brightest minds in the business, holding court as confidently as the very best of the old world courtesans.

How did she get there? I know you’re tempted to say it’s all because of the artistically displayed décolleté, impossibly tiny waist, and legs that would make Lady Death hang her head in shame. And yes, those are some of her charms. But don’t sell her short, my shallow friends. There’s far more to the art of being a muse than looking like a sex kitten. For one thing, she’s making the head of a film company laugh so hard he’s choking on his over-priced martini. She knows what that editor-in-chief to her right likes in his coffee. The artist to her left is even now figuring out how to sketch her snarky little smirk onto the face of his latest character. And the writer sitting beside her? She’s already read the next three issues of his smash hit – before the publisher has. They’re great, by the way. Especially after he made that one little change she suggested.

The muse is the most passionate woman you’ll ever meet, and she wants to fuck your brain. Some girls like chiseled abs, others get wet for big fat wallets, but the muse lusts after talent. A witty turn of phrase, the right artistic style, a story so raw and urgent that she needs the climax with every inch of her body – these are a few of her favorite things. The greatest compliment you could give her is to let her be your inspiration. If she’s in a good mood, she might even let you think it’s your idea.

She’s Mata Hari. She’s Madame de Pompadour. She is me. She could be you, too. Wouldn’t you like to meet her?

 

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Kissing the mirror

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of year 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators.

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Touchez l'instant

Touchez l'instant - Interprète : Grand Corps Malade

On a trempé notre plume dans notre envie de changer de vision
De prendre une route parallèle, comme une furtive évasion
On a trempé notre plume et est-ce vraiment une hérésie
De se dire qu'on assume et qu'on écrit de la poésie
Il existe paraît-il, un instant dans l'écriture
Qui oublie la page blanche et efface les ratures
Un véritable état second, une espèce de transe
Qui apparaît mystérieusement et s'envole en silence
Que l'on rape ou que l'on slame, on recherche ce moment
Il allume une flamme qui nous éclaire brièvement
Cette flamme est la preuve, laisse moi t'en faire une démo
Qu'il est possible de combattre le mal par les mots
C'est tout sauf une légende, on espère juste toucher l'instant
Les quelques secondes du poète qui échappent à l'espace-temps
Les moment rares et irréels que la quiétude inonde
Rouda, n'oublie jamais notre parole du bout du monde
On ressent comme une coupure dans la vie, comme un rêve
On oublie les coups durs de la vie, comme une trêve
C'est un phénomène puissant, je ne te parle pas d'inspiration
Mais d'un souffle plus profond comme une seconde respiration
On voit et on entend l'encre devenir vivante
On goûte et on sent la saveur d'une rime errante
On touche du doigt l'instant qui nous enveloppe de sa puissance
C'est sans cesse la renaissance de l'essence même de nos cinq sens
C'est le moment où on passe de l'autre côté des paysages
On sympathise avec le vent et on tutoie les nuages
Il fait jour en pleine nuit et il fait nuit en plein jour
Profite de cet instant, il ne durera pas toujours
C'est tout sauf une légende, on espère juste toucher l'instant
Les quelques secondes du poète qui échappent à l'espace-temps
Le moment où le voile se lève et la magie s'élance
Là où j'ai croisé Souleymane au bout du sixième silence
Si on a pas atteint le Nirvana, on doit en être au seuil
Pourtant je suis simplement assis là devant ma feuille
Peut-être que cet instant n'existe que dans mon esprit
Et que je suis complètement mythomane lorsque j'écris
Mais laisse moi mon stylo, y'a pas moyen que je m'arrête
J'ai une envie d'écrire comme t'as une envie de cigarette
Et pour m'enlever ce désir je te demanderais de repasser
Car tant que je pourrais écrire je continuerai de penser
Que c'est tout sauf une légende, on espère juste toucher l'instant
Les quelques secondes du poète qui échappent à l'espace-temps
Les moments que l'on redécouvre, que l'on connaît plus ou moins
Tu l'as déjà touché Jacky, j'en suis témoin
On a trempé notre plume dans notre envie de changer de vision
De prendre une route parallèle, comme une furtive évasion
On a trempé notre plume et est-ce vraiment une hérésie
De se dire qu'on assume et qu'on écrit de la poésie.

 

 

 


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